A Piggy Emilyism

This is just too good to pass up. Last weekend Jeff went on a business hunting trip in west Texas. The ranch had 2,000 acres and Jeff shot a 250 pound “piggy”. (I won’t lie – it tastes fabulous.)

So, when Jeff brought the finished products home in the cooler, he felt that he should show Emily all the pieces of the piggy. Her first comment when seeing a rack of ribs, “That’s cool, Daddy.”

Her second comment? “Mommy, I don’t like piggy”.

Now that you have the background, here is what happened tonight.

Emily had torn apart her bedroom looking for princess panties. Jeff made her clean her room and said, “Clean your room; you are acting like a piggy”.

Emily’s response?

“Daddy, don’t shoot me.”

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Susan Cellura is a marketing communications professional with over 20 years of experience. She is a dynamic communications professional and enthusiastic team-builder, with a progressive history of success in designing and implementing communications programs for global organizations. A strategic thinker with the ability to understand the needs of multiple audiences and deliver solutions, Susan is a results-oriented problem-solver with exceptional interpersonal and negotiation abilities. Having worked in a variety of global industries, she has grown business communications in her current position via a strong mixture of strategic resources, including social media.

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