I have to post this again, as it was on my previous blog, which no longer exists.
Okay, let me be upfront about this. My great-uncle was a hoot. He would make up business cards with sayings, etc., and pass them out. One of them was titled, “Why Worry?”, which I am about to share. I do not know if he came up with this himself or was copying someone else, and if I should know, then I apologize. If this is owned by someone else, I apologize. I’ve only seen it in one place, on one of his business cards.
There are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well there is nothing to worry about.
If you die there are only two things to worry about.
Either you go to Heaven or to Hell.
If you go to Heaven there is nothing to worry about.
If you go to Hell, you will be so darn busy shaking hands with your friends, you won’t have time to worry.